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slut n.

  • a dirty, slovenly woman.
  • an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute.
  • a person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.

Since when did promiscuity become associated with immorality?  Morality has no bearing when it comes to sexual relations.  In short, there is nothing right or wrong with sex.  If everyone were open with their sexuality, it would eliminate one less elephant in the parlor.  If there’s one thing we’ve learned over the existence of human life, it’s that abstinence is impossible.  Intercourse is simply a part of nature.  Without further adieu i bring you my Ode to Sluts:

Here’s my ode to the girls who are willing to put out after a drink and a smile. To the girls who rebel against society’s standards by discarding the chastity belt of our generation.  To the ladies who hand out love like candy on Halloween.

A tribute to the girls who to flaunt their promiscuity.  The girls who ignore the bitter remarks of the prudish naysayers and mother hens; envious of their sexual success.  To the sharp-minded but adventurous girls who see through a guy’s pathetic attempt at “game” and offers pity sex as consolation.

An homage to the girls that hold the antidote to cure the ever-present sausage fest.  To the girls that bring a glimpse of ecstasy to sex deprived souls and dry spell victims. To the women who possess the audacity to risk the no pants dance with a lucky stranger. Sluts, I salute you.




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